phobias:

my interests range from cute puppies to hard core sex

(via long-white-tube-socks)

  • Me: Why is this book over
  • Me: Why couldn't it be longer
  • Me: What am I supposed to read now
  • *glances at pile of unread books*
  • Me: Don't look at me like that

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via imma-make-dem-pants-drop)

"She’d probably think I was insane if she knew all I wanted to do was hold her hand for the rest of my life."